Just heard thunder! Why?  Suspicious. INVESTIGATE!

Pence mean! Won’t let me give Russians silly nuclear codes! Not good!

Lots of people saying goat curse was real! So how did Cubs win? #FailingNYTimes MUST investigate Obama’s Chicago connection! Not fair!

All anonymous sources  made up. Except mine and Wikileaks’s!! 

Anti-Semitism. SO BORING! Must focus on the people’s real issues!! Arnold WON’T BE BACK! Hah! The terminator terminated Celebrity Apprentice! #CleverTrump!

#LockHerUpHillary couldn’t beat me. Truth can’t either!

 

 

 

Donald Trump — Exclusive Interview! (Censored Version)

by Jeff Pozmantier October 28, 2016

So many people are saying… Donald Trump is our white Bill Cosby, only without the humor. A vile cretin. Guilty of serial sexual assault and bragging about it. Allegedly. I got one great email from a real American. He told me that he and his friends all think that… Trump’s election threatens to Cosby our […]

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America Held Hostage — Pre-Election Day 62

by Jeff Pozmantier September 6, 2016

Until the election/coronation, Bumpspot will operate in crisis mode. We will be blog tweeting from our Sandalwood bunker, deep in the heart of Trump country. As we approach America’s election Armageddon, consider Bumpspot to be your FiveThirtyEight, RealClear Politics, HuffPost Pollster and TheUpshot all rolled into one. Who’s leading you ask? We answer: The low […]

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A Message For Hillary Haters

by Jeff Pozmantier August 11, 2016

Don’t do it. If you’re a sentient being (of voting age), lean Republican,  and don’t fall in the angry white undereducated demographic, then this blog is for you. (If  you are angry, white and undereducated and CAN READ THESE WORDS, I’ll let you in on a secret: The Illuminati have moved this year’s voting date […]

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What Hillary Must Do To Win

by Jeff Pozmantier July 28, 2016

Oh Hillary oh Hillary, has Trumpism overtaken you? How can you trail this vainglorious bigot in most of the latest polls? Posh on the convention bounce excuse. Really? After that convention? How can you be behind this bullying, infantile cretin? Someone whose major presidential qualification appears to be his talent for casual insults and lying? Yes, lying. Check PolitFact. […]

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Idiotic Word Buffets

by Jeff Pozmantier June 16, 2016

Donald Trump eats at his own idiotic word buffet  almost every twitter hour. Nine million plus soak up his tweeting scraps and his dog whistle to bigots, racists, nativists, conspiracy-theorists and lovers of other us-versus- them- ists: Make America great again!  Ah, so how do we do that exactly? Who is really at fault for his followers’  personal travails? […]

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A Message To My Republican Friends

by Jeff Pozmantier June 4, 2016

No mas. I’d like to think that if I was faced with a democratic Trump candidate — and who really knows if he is or isn’t? —I would seriously consider a Republican candidate whose minimal qualification was that he/she wasn’t unhinged. Forget the racism and bigotry. This man is a real Goldwater Daisy Girl ad risk. […]

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When Did Republicans Lose Their Party?

by Jeff Pozmantier May 24, 2016

Was it when Republican party leaders increasingly viewed negotiating as a zero sum game played against a gang of Democratic devils and their anti-American leaders who seemed bent on destroying their Republican way of life? Or was it when Ted Cruz showed the way? His way. Cruz certainly proved how much better it was to engage in futile causes. Who can ever forget […]

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This Year Proves Your Vote Really Doesn’t Matter

by Jeff Pozmantier April 11, 2016

Trust me on this. Your vote for President of our disunited red, blue and purple states — an office real estate moguls used to just spend their dollars buying, not trying to serve — doesn’t matter if you live anywhere other than a battleground state. I live in Texas. But it would be the same story if I lived in New […]

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Donald Trump Is President

by Jeff Pozmantier February 29, 2016

The people spoke. At least the smart ones in the big electoral states did. New York and California are such losers. They didn’t want me, so why should I want them? First day in office, they’re out. We’ll be better off  with 48 states anyway. And tell me why  I have to wait until January to begin […]

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