Just heard thunder! Why? Suspicious. INVESTIGATE!
Pence mean! Won’t let me give Russians silly nuclear codes! Not good!
Lots of people saying goat curse was real! So how did Cubs win? #FailingNYTimes MUST investigate Obama’s Chicago connection! Not fair!
All anonymous sources made up. Except mine and Wikileaks’s!!
Anti-Semitism. SO BORING! Must focus on the people’s real issues!! Arnold WON’T BE BACK! Hah! The terminator terminated Celebrity Apprentice! #CleverTrump!
#LockHerUpHillary couldn’t beat me. Truth can’t either!